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So last summer, after moving into this house, I had to do battle with ants--the tiny black ones.  And now they're back.  After trying to do little battles with them for a couple weeks, I'm finally starting to realize that they are not planning on leaving.  So I can either call an all out war on the ants, or just get over it and live and let live.  Well, since there are already way too many wars going on in this world right now, I figured I'd try not letting it bother me.  So tonight I figured I'd get to know my new inhabitants, a conversation starting out something like this...

'Well hi there, little ant.  Yeah, oh, well I'm Kate.... what's that?  Oh, Harry, well, nice to meet you Harry, I mean, um, well, not really, since you're invading my home, but you know, anyway...yeah, so Harry, that's, what, English?  Did you, uh, come from overseas then?  Really...nice boat ride, then?  Good to hear...nice sea winds.  Yes, yes, I hear it's quite salty out there in the open seas...'  And so on.

Damn I get bored when Jacob has to go into work in the evenings.  :-)

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whiteladyeowyn
Apr. 12th, 2011 08:51 am (UTC)
We get spiders at my place..
.. I almost think I would trade ya
fbhjr
Apr. 13th, 2011 01:07 am (UTC)
I have found that the ant traps do work, but not fast. Put them out this year and you might not have ants next year.
kismets_kiss
Aug. 5th, 2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
Just another reason I adore you.
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